where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
Oh! Doth what guilt lies within my heart!
It burns with more intensity than a thousand suns.
I have kilt my own brother, from another mother. And he is now dead.
I can no longer live with my shame.
Ergo I must blow myself the fuckup. (Troddens upon minefield)
Goodbye, audience. This has been a waste of your time.
-Markiplier, after realizing that on his 7 Days to Die server, he and Wade had only been accidentally blowing up animals for the past two episodes of footage with landmines, causing no harm to the zombies, which is the point of the game. He killed himself with a homemade Shakespearean monologue, as shown above.